Ten Rejected Disney Sequels
10. Disney Princess Threesome: Ariel, Belle, and Jasmine Perform: Part of the failed Disney-Porn enterprise
9. It’s a Small World: Because Every Disneyland Ride Can Be Turned Into a Shitty Movie
8. The Santa Clause 4: Tim Allen Needs Some Money For Food and Blow
7. The Eeyore Movie: Anal Rape Comes to Pooh Corner: We finally learn the reason for Eeyore’s depression, Tigger-raping.
6. Ratatouille 2: Return of the Plague
5. High School Musical 4: Drunken Sex and STDs
4. Song of the South 2: This Time We Free the Slaves
3. Finding Nemo . . . Again: Dammit Nemo Get a Fucking Map
2. Piglet Loves Him Some Pooh: Piglet’s forbidden love for Pooh is finally explored.
1. Tarzan 2: With Even More Gay Phil Collins Songs
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